That's Not Funny!

Andrew has a toy that Emma wants and just assumes it hers so she says, "I had it first!" Because that's what she hears them yelling all the time in those situations. Andrew replies by calling her a liar. She cries, "I'm not a liar i'm a PRINCESS!"

Emma looks at the moon and says, "Hello Moon." Louder " Hello Moon."
"I see your face Moon, wake up."

"Mommy why do you have pokeypines on you."
(I guess I needed to shave.)